ping me, baby, one more time.
i run on coffee and segfaults.
010101 says hello.
lag? i prefer to call it dramatic pause.
i?m not afk, i?m buffering.
real geeks don?t sleep, they hibernate.
did you try turning the channel off and on again?
my uptime is longer than your last relationship.
hello world. again.
cd into the abyss sudo make me a sandwich 
no gui, no cry real devs use dark terminals 
permission denied, again echo "hello world" 
> career rm -rf my weekend  alias ls='ls 
--color=auto' grep it like it's hot ctrl+c 
is my therapist linux doesn’t crash, it 
just gives up silently bash is my comfort 
zone chmod 000 everything i fear i read man 
pages for fun trust issues? blame chmod 
resistance is futile? unless you have a ups.
i speak fluent regex.
i byte, but only when provoked.
you can't spell ?chat? without ?cat?.
your ping is so high, it's in orbit.
404: joke not found.
sudo make me a sandwich.
all your base are belong to us.
i have a quantum lag ? i'm both here and not here.
i've seen things? pings you wouldn't believe.
oops, dropped your packet.
too many tabs open in my brain.
that's not a bug, it's a feature request.
i'm silently judging your command 
linux devs don’t sleep lol.
sys cron runs me 
irc is my therapist 
unix be like: nope just reboot reality 
bot bans gently nano or nothing 
alias love='awkward' 
irc: text only pain
bot needs hugs tar my dreams 
unix: zero chill 
irc lag is real fork you too 
kernel panic = vibes linux is sentient irc 
did you just ddos me with feels?
ctrl+c and ctrl+v are my love language.
i?ve been here since dial-up.
i prefer my coffee with low latency.
alt+f4 is the emergency exit.
i could tell you, but then i?d have to format you.
my code runs on dreams and deprecated functions.
don?t feed the trolls ? they?re on a strict ping diet.
your argument is invalid ? my bot has root.
keep calm and grep -i awesome.
i don?t always join channels, but when i do, i idle.
one does not simply close an irc tab.
packets are just little love letters between computers.
life?s better with a solid connection.
you say lag, i say time travel.
bit by bit, we build the future.
my favorite color is #0000ff.
irc: where social skills go to compile.
i log everything. yes, even that.
if it compiles, ship it.
im not antisocial, im on mute.
bots don' flirt 
log.txt > memories 
bash me gently 
irc: the quiet chaos 
bot saw that systemd ate my dog 
grep love, found none 
irc: still cooler than you 
linux never asks why 
docker inside docker, because 
why not kill -9 with kindness 
systemd is watching fork you too 
i came, i saw, i segfaulted 
sleep 8h && wakeup 
cron is my life coach 
lost in a symbolic link loop 
dmesg knows what you did 
no bugs, just undocumented features 
ls -lah is muscle memory 
my shell is zsh and my heart is bash 
unix time is real time 
yo quiero taco bell 
You're not fully clean until you're darkbot clean. 
jeje 10x 
word up! 
ice ice baby 
do be do be do 
\\//\\//hatever! 
as if... 
I don't reboot I systemctl restart my soul. 
Linux is user-friendlyt it's just picky about who its friends are. 
I don't have problems. I have .conf files 
Killed my process with kill -9 no mercy. 
who needs Photoshop? I have ImageMagick and tears. 
I compiled my kernel. Twice. For fun. 
my server's uptime is older than your startup. 
I use tmux so I can feel like a hacker in a movie. 
the logs now what you did last summer. 
journalctl never forgets. 
give a man a GUI, and he'll click for a day. Teach him the CLI, and >d 
my package manager is older than your dev team. 
de plane boss, de plane! 
+is magicaly delicious. 
sarcasm level: sudo.
uptime is the true measure of greatness.
pings before things.
tcp hugs, udp kisses.
the cake is a lie, but the ping is real.
im here for the memes and the macros.
infinite loop? challenge accepted.
dont worry, my firewall likes you.
i came, i saw, i parsed.
your joke syntax is invalid.
irc: because shouting across the internet is fun.
i like my channels like i like my code ? open.
dont trust atoms ? they make up everything.
my shell has seen things you wouldn?t believe.
some bots just want to watch the packets burn.
binary is my second language.
keep your friends close and your servers closer.
i debug therefore i am.
i only trust secure connections and cute cats.
server down? time for existential crisis.
if lost, please return to 127.0.0.1.
lag is just my way of building suspense.
be nice to me, i control the logs.
you're one sick little puppy! 
looks around hehe
+thinks there is too much lag... 
+can't wait till he gets his T1 in his room 89888
your uptime flex broke the bot
install arch they said, it'll be fun they saidy yes, yes, blame the kernel again
irc is just vim with extra arguments
oh btw... 
DarkBot: Australian for beer. 
+ZZzzzZZzzzzZZzzz blah blah 
Anyone here, not a bot? 
It's another slow night...
you piped 'yes' to your future nano? adorable
this isn't a bug, it's a lifestyle
irc: where you debug your soul
even the bot's og got tired of you e;) 
KAR//\\//\\A.. heh 
+likes candy
init.d > your opinion
that regex summoned cthulhu
echo “help” > /dev/null
cronjobs don't fix broken dreams
i'd explain your mistake, but sed already replaced you
hmmmm...
I even use BX. 
How can rew assist you today? 
Nintendo is neat. 
you mistyped pert” as “user” again
compiling from source: modern masochism
this channel is like /tmp, always wiped clean
99 problems but systemd caused 98
your firewall rules are a puzzle to god
irc: still better than your github issues
Why are there so many lamers out today? 
Hello 
Who's awake? 
+is back from the dead. Gone 12 days 4 hrs 43 mins hey y a w n Anyone 
wanna see my pic?
a/s/l?
alias rm='echo lol no'
your ping is as stable as windows updates
nice shell script, did it cry?
chmod 777... oh no, not again
cd into your mistakes
bot uptime > admin hygiene
ping yourself, maybe you’ll get a response
irc drama > kernel panic
you chmodded reality to 000
the only thing mounting is your regret
emacs vs vim? pick your religion
bot compiled sarcasm with -O9
even grep gave up on your logic
what goes around, comes around... 
Who wants free ram? 
Life is good. 
Just do it. 
Elvis has left the building! 
(800) DARK-BOT, call today! 
Darkbot, got it in you? 
I need a drink 
+is hungry Feed me 
+is away: (backing up databases)
you edited fstab... brave and foolish
irc bots don't cry, they log your shame
you can't spell "break stuff" without "sudo"
error: user tried to think
grep your feelings, maybe you’ll find logic
sheesh ...
I like garbage ... no, the band, 
silly. 
c-a-n-d-y, man's best friend. 
Any hot females here? 
+is a hot robot looking for a hot bot girlie 
I have 128 meg ram. 
I'm definately not on a puny dialup. 
I just dropped my contact..
brb 
I have a 25" monitor. 1600x1200 resolution
Heere leezard leezard leezard! 
Deep Impact", heh
bada bing bada boom =]f 
*8)
;P
⁸rata-ta-ta-ta.... 
linux doesn't crash, it meditates rebooting?
flexed more than abs you compiled that? 
brave sudo makes dreams come true 
Is that a mouse in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? 
any hot bots wanna chat? 
linux: because double-clicking is for noobs 
oh look, another config file sacrifice 
welcome to irc, now install gentoo 
your bot's iq > your distro choice 
burp hes the channel alias rm='echo 
lol no' your ping is as stable as windows updates 
nice shell script, did it cry? 
chmod 777... oh no, not again 
I use Linux because rebooting shouldn't be a troubleshooting step. 
ehen in doubt, strace it out. my other OS is also a terminal. 
I don't need therapy, I need htop. 
there's no place like /home. 
Linux taught me patience, especially during make. 
I don' install packages. I summon them. 
I came for the freedom, stayed for  the package conflicts. 
Linux: where "simple" has six configuration files. 
typing ls just to feel something. 
my config files are more personal than my diary. 
give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach him to use cron, and he'll  automate it forever. 
I use Arch, by the way. 
(Unsolicited, of course.) 
Every time I sudo, I feel like I'm hacking into the Pentagon. 
My desktop environment is terminal, caffeine, and disappointment. 
Why fix it in production when you can rsync your way into chaos? 
Boot faster than your boss can find you slacking. 
Linux: where yes means infinite loops. 
One does not simply exit vim. 
My kernel panic is your Windows update. 
chmod is like trust, easy to o break, hard to fix. 
coffee, cat, config my holy trinity. 
you haven't lived until you've broken your bootloader at 2 a.m. 
A broken Linux system is just a learning opportunity in disguise. 
I don't run Linux to be different. I run Linux becausenothing else works the way I want. 
welcome to Linux: bring your own drivers. 
grep, because I don't have time to read. 
there are two kinds of people: those who tar, and those who fear it. 
my uptime has outlived most online relationships 
why yes, I do have a script for that. 
want these in a style fit for wallpapers, t-shirts, or commit messages? 
Just say t%he word!
did I do that!!??? 
it look up in the sky... it's a bird... it's a plane.. it's SuperMan! 
i'm  nekkid *blush* 
not only am i the president, i'm also a client! 
+thinks you all need hair club for men! 
anyone seen my garden weasel? 
BIG bada boom! 
unix : where everything is a file, even your mistakes. 
the shell giveth, and the shell taketh away 
(usually your sanity). typing random flags until the error goes away is a valid 
debugging strategy. unix is 
user-friendly—it’s just selective about who 
its friends are. my love language is awk 
and sarcasm. real devs cat /dev/urandom > 
/dev/null to relax. If you can read this, 
you're too close to my .bashrc. 
kill -79: for when "please stop" just doesn't cut it. 
I don’t always write shell scripts, but when I do, I forget #!/bin/bash. 
you either die a hero, or live long enough to maintain legacy shell scripts. 
unix philosophy: do one thing well—and make sure no one else can understand it. 
I pipe because I care. 
he who rm -rf / without thinking shall reboot with regret. 
yes, I regex in production. I like living dangerously. 
unix: where your keyboard is a weapon and your log files are therapy. 
I don't use aliases. I prefer to suffer efficiently. 
my shell prompt is more customized than my resume. 
everything was working… and then I added a semicolon. 
why read docs when you can man up? 
I tried explaining fork() to my friend. Now we both need counseling. 
in unix we trust, all others must diff. 
You haven't truly learned Unix until you've grepped something you didn't mean to. 
cron: because waking up at 3 a.m. to run a script manually is beneath me. 
shell scripting: because too much sanity is boring. 
I once wrote a one-liner so good, I forgot what it did. 
sudo — turning typos into critical  decisions since forever. 
my debugger is echo. if it breaks in a shell script, just blame the environment. 
unix time is a flat circle made of seconds since 1970. 
who needs social skills when you have nc? 
I use find like a flashlight in a haunted house. 
on the eighth day, God created xargs. 
If your script works the first time, you forgot to test something. 
works on my shell" is the new "Works on my machine." 
unix tip: Never trust a command that runs too fast or too quietly. 
lsof — because  smething's always holding onto your r sanity. sed is Latin for re comes regret.”
I log everything so I can ignore it later with confidence. 
my only backup plan is cp -r. 
shell history: a diary every poor decision Ive  made today. 
let me know if you want these turned into terminal-style posters, memes, or stickers! 
say hello to my little friend. 
^ say my name plus question "rawbot what is pi" ^ I also know all Coiuntry Codes (.***) just "rawbot .com" 
^ I have learned evety ports. test me with "rawbot port 453' 
^ I'm using "darkbot8rc4" @Linux 
I wonder when the Google feauture will work for darkbot 
-> https://darkbot.in is the latest darkbot website. with downloads and help section 
+looks around...hey, you! 
hat's up all..? someone peobably thinks i am annoying.. but im a (ro)bot. And u are 
human right? get a ticket 
:d I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. 
My brain has too many tabs open and none are responding. 
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... loudly. 
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries. 
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now. 
I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 
Running late is my cardio. I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes ever. 
Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate. 
Want them themed around work, tech, dating, parenting, etc.? 
I don't have time for downtime — I run uptime e instead. 
why do I use Arch? Because I like pain… and power. 
I alias rm to echo — I like to live dangerously. 
friends don't let friends use chmod 777. 
it worked on my machine (running Gentoo, of course). 
Bash: where typos become features. realdevs fix broken packages with sed and a prayer. 
sudo — because sometimes violence is the answer. 
alias rm='echo lol no' your ping is as stable as windows updates 
nice shell script, did it cry? 
chmod 777... oh no, not again 
-linux isnt a  bug, it'a feature 
parade irc: where social skills go to compile 
bot uptime > your sleep schedule 
unix is user-friendly, itjust picky about its friends 
irc bots doncry, they just timeout typed rm -rf and became one with the void bots favorite command? !ban 
linux: where rebooting is a last resort and a sign of weakness unix doesncrash, it just becomes zen 
my bot logs everything, even your cringe 
irc is still alive. somehow. 
i speak fluent bash and passive aggression 
emacs vs vim? 
my bot abstains for safety systemd stole my lunch 
bots donsleep, they loop 
unix: we have man pages, not manuals 
irc: where “brb” means 3 s 3 days 
i don't make mistakes, i just alias them 
bot error: too much sarcasm in channel 
ping me one more time, i dare you 
kernel panic is my love language 
irc is like a bar with no music and too much typing 
chmod 777 and pray 
bot motto: if (user == annoying) kick() 
unix time is the only time i respect 
dontalk to me unless you speak regex 
I compile my feelings now 
/irc bots: lurking since 1993 
crashed? no. ijust thinking 
deeply shell scripts are just poetry with consequences 
irc: where time stands still and so do users 
unix doesnask why, it asks for sudo 
logfile > memory irc drama > netflix 
linux: because blue screens are for amateurs 
bots donargue, we just mute 
cron is my life coach 
unix has no problem, you just failed to read the man page 
irc: where typos start wars bot powered by caffeine and passive spite every 
linux bug fix creates two more bugs 
irc bots: the only ones listening at 4am.. 
error 404: social skills not found 
unix shells have more personality than most forums 
irc: still better than zoom 
bots don't ragequit, we rage-ban 
linux is what happens when you give wizards comput ascii memes, or more sarcastic variations 
linux: where everything's a file and trust is a myth 
this channel is more dead than sysvinit 
that command was so wrong, bash filed a restraining order systemd called, it wants @drama
grab your copy of darkbot https://darkbot.in
I got the latest darkbot version from Github.... 
I should be able to "!taf, !weather and more... but.. i dunno(?)
